Blooping Aces

The Most Extraordinary Prophetic Society

Welcome to Blooping Aces, where our prophets are so good, they're practically guaranteed to be right. Or at least 70% correct. We're working on it.

Our prophets are trained in the art of Bloopology, a discipline that involves a deep understanding of the universe, the human condition, and the art of making bold, yet vaguely specific, predictions.

Notable Prophets

• Prophet Zarqon - Our lead prophet and founder. He's been right about 5 out of 5 times. Okay, maybe that's just 2 out of 5, but still.
• Prophet Bletch - Our resident weirdo. He's always talking about the coming of the "Great Cheese Famine" and the rise of the "Robot Overlords". We're not sure what to make of him.

Want to know more about our prophets and their prophecies? Click here for our Prophetic Ponderings page.